SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

As I’ve stated time and time again, I don’t really “do” the Final Fantasy series. I’ve played part of X (and I like it well enough that I do plan on finishing it… someday… maybe…) and made it to the part of XIII where Snow gets some sort of motorcycle ice lesbians before getting too bored (press a, press a, press a, repeat until you want to die) to continue. But the FF games as a whole just somehow fail to grab me in the way that, say, Tales Of series or the Mana Khemia games do. So this gallery from Gogo Celeb might have FF girls beyond the three that I immedaitely recognize (Lightning, Vanille, and Fang, all from Thirteen), or it might not and they could be from some other series entirely. Whether they’re Final Fantasians (idk how else to put it, okay) or not, they’re definitely video game-y and porn-y, so regardless, you’re getting nerdy fap material with a little bonus on top for all you FF fans. Be happy~!

I bought my boyfriend a PS3 for Christmas, but I made sure to buy myself a game for it as well – and I settled on the fantasy/JRPG called Folklore… which really seems like it could be the official game of this website, with faeries and elves and all sorts of mythological beings as part of its plot. Anyhow, I’m about to go try out the game for the first time, but before I did, I wanted to give you guys your own version of my Christmas gift – a cute, adorably sexy, blonde elf babe, posing in barely any clothes (just some strategically places flowers and reeds, it looks like), out in a sparkling winter snowfall. This update comes from the Charmed Realm Of Sex, and I think that it’s really gorgeously done – whoever is responsible for this little beauty is definitely a master of the 3d/CGI medium!

I don’t know what this says about my body image, but this virtual babe from My Nude Toons seriously has my ideal body. Hourglass figure, big, round boobs, wide hips, and a cute round butt. Actually, I don’t think that says anything bad about me at all, now that I think about it… I think I have the genetics to be able to look similar to that when I’m in top shape. Not gonna lie, this is the kinda thing I picture when I’m working out. Um, that and Rangiku from Bleach, no joke. But enough about me and my fitness aspirations – I’ve posted a few girls from My Nude Toons before and I’m always blown away by how amazing the quality is of their girls. Seriously, look how perfectly realistic and fantastic those digital boobs are! Whoever’s doing the design work at that site must have a wonderful, thorough appreciation of big, natural boobies. I’m just glad that he (or she, I don’t know) has decided to share their knowledge and skills with us through the creation of super-hot 3D babes like this one!

I have to be honest – at first this photoset only caught my eye because this virtual babe from 3D Fuck Sluts had long, blonde hair that fell in perfect ringlets – and it reminded me of one of my favorite Social Links (probably second only to Kou Ichijo/Strength) in the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 video game, the Moon Arcana, a girl called Ai Ebihara. And that pretty much started me down the road of fantasy right away, because in my current playthrough, I have my character dating Ai… so obviously I dig her look, and thus, I like this chick’s look as well… plus, she’s got some seriously awesome virtual titties. Seriously, 3D Fuck Sluts never lets me down!

I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!

If you’re looking for high fantasy in your 3D hentai porn, look no further than interactive CGI sex site Hentai Park. You can choose from anime-style girls or Final Fantasy 3D type chicks, and you control all the other elements as well: want tentacle sex? Robot porn? Evil sex demons? It’s all yours, and here’s an example of just how well those fantasies can be brought to life via Hentai Park – this gallery features a stunning blonde CGI warrior maiden, getting down and dirty with some kinky bondage play. Her partners? None other than a crazy, lightning-element being who looks straight out of Twilight Princess, and a hulking sex demon who’s so massive that he can hold our heroine in the palm of his hand. So you see, when it comes to your innermost anime porn desires, at Hentai Park, absolutely anything is possible. And how fucking kickass is that?