SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim