SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

As I’ve stated time and time again, I don’t really “do” the Final Fantasy series. I’ve played part of X (and I like it well enough that I do plan on finishing it… someday… maybe…) and made it to the part of XIII where Snow gets some sort of motorcycle ice lesbians before getting too bored (press a, press a, press a, repeat until you want to die) to continue. But the FF games as a whole just somehow fail to grab me in the way that, say, Tales Of series or the Mana Khemia games do. So this gallery from Gogo Celeb might have FF girls beyond the three that I immedaitely recognize (Lightning, Vanille, and Fang, all from Thirteen), or it might not and they could be from some other series entirely. Whether they’re Final Fantasians (idk how else to put it, okay) or not, they’re definitely video game-y and porn-y, so regardless, you’re getting nerdy fap material with a little bonus on top for all you FF fans. Be happy~!

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills – and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some high-quality CGI porn. I’m looking forward to see more of their girls, plus I love that they’re doing more than just the typical white, dollish babes. I mean, those are nice and all, but as a rule I tend to find Asians, Latinas, Greeks, Africans, Middle Easterners, etc hotter than the stereotypical white girl. So let’s hope that this is the start of a sexy new “globally gorgeous” trend in 3D/CGI porn!

I know that I keep featuring girls with pigtails lately, but man, I just can’t help myself… I don’t know why, but lately I’ve really just been feeling that look. So, today’s pigtailed virtual princess comes to us from Virtual Nymphos, a new 3D porn site that looks very promising. Anyhow, our CGI babe is all decked out in a scorchingly hot black latex and lace maid’s outfit, complete with nylons (no panties though, looks like). So this satisfies like five different fetishes in one, which in my eyes means that it’s a pretty quality gallery… go Virtual Nymphos! I mean, hell, I’d definitely hire this chick to clean my house… I’m going to refrain from any of the more obvious, innuendo-inspired puns here, but I’m sure that you know what else I’m thinking!

Okay, this busty & pigtailed virtual teen really looks like she should be starring in some JRPG, not simply posing naked at Anime Fuck Sluts… that’s how well-designed she is. I’m also digging the slightly superhero vibe she’s giving off, from her Wonder Woman-esque poses to her shiny silver-and-black matching booty shorts, knee-high boots, and arm sleeves. Hey, maybe she’ll stop crime in its tracks by flashing her tits at the perpetrators… I know that I, for one, would drop whatever the fuck I was doing to get to check out that flawless rack, so why wouldn’t it work on criminals? But seriously, as a note to the CGI guys at Anime Fuck Sluts: have you guys ever thought of making a 3D hentai game with these girls before? If not, I totally vote for it… especially if it can star this chick!!

This virtual babe from 3D Fuck Sluts is called Tia, and she’s driving me crazy. No, not just because she has gorgeous, cat-like eyes and a perfect body, but I mean that she reminds me of someone… some video game or anime character… but I just can’t place it. Since 3D Fuck Sluts do member’s requests, it’s totally plausible that she’s actually modeled after someone’s favorite character… but I got nothing. Oh well, it’s still a smoking hot photo set of a perfect babe dancing around naked in the woods, right? I like how they even manipulated the light source so that it looks like there’s a flickering campfire near her. That’s a nice fantasy… I know that *I* wouldn’t turn down a one-on-one camping trip with this CGI cutie… actually, I doubt that anybody would!