SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that this might be, straight up, the hottest virtual babe I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m a fan of all of Loki’s stuff at Super XXX 3D, but this dark blue-skinned elf babe is just… damn. She’s tasty as hell. Kinda like a blend of the Marvel Comics character of Mystique (who has always been one of my favorites and super sexy IMHO) and a World Of Warcraft Night Elf… though in picture #7, the pose and ears make her look like Judith from Tales Of Vesperia - there’s a skit pose (seen here at 4:15ish) of Judy where she’s in that exact position, trying to show Yuri how well her armor has protected her “soft skin, free of blemishes and bruises” – yeah, Judith is a tease. I love her. If you haven’t figured that out yet, since I use her as like… the height of fantasy babe hotness pretty regularly. Anyhow, BACK TO THE BLUE-SKINNED VIRTUAL ELF BABE. Because she’s pretty fucking gorgeous too. Well done, Super XXX 3D… your babes really do live up to your name!

I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!

If you’re looking for high fantasy in your 3D hentai porn, look no further than interactive CGI sex site Hentai Park. You can choose from anime-style girls or Final Fantasy 3D type chicks, and you control all the other elements as well: want tentacle sex? Robot porn? Evil sex demons? It’s all yours, and here’s an example of just how well those fantasies can be brought to life via Hentai Park – this gallery features a stunning blonde CGI warrior maiden, getting down and dirty with some kinky bondage play. Her partners? None other than a crazy, lightning-element being who looks straight out of Twilight Princess, and a hulking sex demon who’s so massive that he can hold our heroine in the palm of his hand. So you see, when it comes to your innermost anime porn desires, at Hentai Park, absolutely anything is possible. And how fucking kickass is that?