SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

As I’ve stated time and time again, I don’t really “do” the Final Fantasy series. I’ve played part of X (and I like it well enough that I do plan on finishing it… someday… maybe…) and made it to the part of XIII where Snow gets some sort of motorcycle ice lesbians before getting too bored (press a, press a, press a, repeat until you want to die) to continue. But the FF games as a whole just somehow fail to grab me in the way that, say, Tales Of series or the Mana Khemia games do. So this gallery from Gogo Celeb might have FF girls beyond the three that I immedaitely recognize (Lightning, Vanille, and Fang, all from Thirteen), or it might not and they could be from some other series entirely. Whether they’re Final Fantasians (idk how else to put it, okay) or not, they’re definitely video game-y and porn-y, so regardless, you’re getting nerdy fap material with a little bonus on top for all you FF fans. Be happy~!

What’s better than a hot redhead? Well, how about a hot super-detailed virtual redhead babe, “genetically engineered” to be drop-dead gorgeous? Because that’s a pretty good summary of this cutie from 3D Fuck Sluts. Though I do have to ask… what’s with the weird skirt? It sort of looks like a kilt that got attacked by rabid wolves… oh well, I guess it doesn’t matter since it allows you a better look at that perfect pussy of hers. So, next question – why does the background look like she’s in Silent Hill or something? Like, yeah, look at me, I’m a hot redhead and I’m going to go on a half-naked stroll with my weird skirt and stockings and heels through this dilapidated, abandoned town… yeah, that sounds like a good idea… um. I know, I know… I’m putting way too much thought into this. After all, she’s sexy as hell and that’s what counts, right?

The site design over at My Nude Toons may not be the greatest you’ve ever seen, but don’t let that fool you: when it comes to their CGI babes, high quality is the name of the game. If you want proof, just check out this big-titted strawberry blonde 3D babe… she looks nearly real! The tone of her smooth, creamy skin; the size and shape of her huge boobs… everything looks exactly how it should be. So, yeah, don’t underestimate My Nude Toons based on their simple website layout; they’re just conserving all their real effort for when they make their stunning virtual girls… and it shows, because these babes are absolutely incredible!

Redhead CGI babe Elaya is one of the namesake girls at 3D Supermodels – a perfectly engineered virtual vixen that’s become a fan favorite with their site’s members. It’s not really that surprising, though – I mean, just look at her! Anyhow, I really like this photoset… that White Queen-esque outfit she’s got going on is fucking awesome… and, to be honest, the whole dark dungeon backdrop reminds me a lot of Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance for some reason. Man, just imagine if Elaya had been a playable character in that series – it would’ve been the most popular game ever… but until the 3D Supermodels team decides to try and make a fantasy RPG starring their digital babes, we’ll all just have to be satisfied with the kickass, super high-quality porn of said girls. How will we EVER cope, right?