SEX IS BETTER IN 3D – Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Some virtual porn is really realistic, but the girl in this gallery from Dirty 3D is anime as fuck… and I mean that in the best possible way! The Chun-Li style double buns, big innocent eyes, and above all the RAINBOW COLORED hair – this is a girl who would look at home standing next to the likes of Konata Izumi and all the other innocent-but-hot Lucky Star characters. Actually, I read once that we’re only a few tiny bits of genetic code away from blue hair being a legit, naturally occuring hair color – thus why some people have blue-black hair already. How cool would that be? Unfortunately, I’d wager that multi-colored rainbow hair will always be the domain of hair dye and anime, boooo. Er, yeah, see, this is why it’s sometimes not a good thing for chicks to run porn sites, we end up talking about hairstyles instead of the hardcore pix we’re SUPPOSED to be describing. Um, yeah. Sorry?

This clever 3D hentai gallery from Anime Planet X is shown from the POV of a porn casting director, and you get to step into those shoes as a cute pink-haired anime cutie shows her stuff for you! She looks totally innocent and adorable when she first walks onto the set, but as she strips and poses by your instructions, you get a look at her naughty side… as well as her perfect body. This teaser gallery ends with the porn starlet to be showing you her cute little pussy and staring up at you with her giant, hopeful blue eyes… the only question that remains is, will YOU cast her in your personal fantasies? Anime Planet X did, and there’s more of this teen hottie there!

Okay, this busty & pigtailed virtual teen really looks like she should be starring in some JRPG, not simply posing naked at Anime Fuck Sluts… that’s how well-designed she is. I’m also digging the slightly superhero vibe she’s giving off, from her Wonder Woman-esque poses to her shiny silver-and-black matching booty shorts, knee-high boots, and arm sleeves. Hey, maybe she’ll stop crime in its tracks by flashing her tits at the perpetrators… I know that I, for one, would drop whatever the fuck I was doing to get to check out that flawless rack, so why wouldn’t it work on criminals? But seriously, as a note to the CGI guys at Anime Fuck Sluts: have you guys ever thought of making a 3D hentai game with these girls before? If not, I totally vote for it… especially if it can star this chick!!

It’s anyone’s guess as to why this pink-haired virtual teen felt the need to hang out naked in some sort of… engine room? Some sort of industrial plant? Or maybe, based on all the “Infectious Substance” signs, she’s at Umbrella Corp HQ? It’s a mystery (well, except to the people who created her at 3D Fuck Sluts)… so in my mind, I’m going to run with the idea that she’s at some evil corporation like Umbrella, and that she’s a genetically-engineered superweapon. Because superweapons are always hot, and if I were to make one, it’d totally be in the form of a naked hot chick with pink hair. And then, I’d have sex with her fight zombies with her! Wouldn’t you?