SEX IS BETTER IN 3D - Because Virtual Vixens Do It Best

Porno Fantasy Game BoneCraft Launches January 12, 2012

admin — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:07:14 +0000

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about ~~preserving astrobiological diversity~~ fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

Final Fantasy 13′s Hardcore Hentai Babes

admin — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:59:22 +0000

As I’ve stated time and time again, I don’t really “do” the Final Fantasy series. I’ve played part of X (and I like it well enough that I do plan on finishing it… someday… maybe…) and made it to the part of XIII where Snow gets some sort of motorcycle ice lesbians before getting too bored (press a, press a, press a, repeat until you want to die) to continue. But the FF games as a whole just somehow fail to grab me in the way that, say, Tales Of series or the Mana Khemia games do. So this gallery from Gogo Celeb might have FF girls beyond the three that I immedaitely recognize (Lightning, Vanille, and Fang, all from Thirteen), or it might not and they could be from some other series entirely. Whether they’re Final Fantasians (idk how else to put it, okay) or not, they’re definitely video game-y and porn-y, so regardless, you’re getting nerdy fap material with a little bonus on top for all you FF fans. Be happy~!

Virtual Anime Cutie Fucks & Sucks For Dirty 3D

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:48:27 +0000

Some virtual porn is really realistic, but the girl in this gallery from Dirty 3D is anime as fuck… and I mean that in the best possible way! The Chun-Li style double buns, big innocent eyes, and above all the RAINBOW COLORED hair – this is a girl who would look at home standing next to the likes of Konata Izumi and all the other innocent-but-hot Lucky Star characters. Actually, I read once that we’re only a few tiny bits of genetic code away from blue hair being a legit, naturally occuring hair color – thus why some people have blue-black hair already. How cool would that be? Unfortunately, I’d wager that multi-colored rainbow hair will always be the domain of hair dye and anime, boooo. Er, yeah, see, this is why it’s sometimes not a good thing for chicks to run porn sites, we end up talking about hairstyles instead of the hardcore pix we’re SUPPOSED to be describing. Um, yeah. Sorry?

Gorgeous Asian Cutie Teases & Shows Her Hot Teen Body

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:25:55 +0000

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills – and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some high-quality CGI porn. I’m looking forward to see more of their girls, plus I love that they’re doing more than just the typical white, dollish babes. I mean, those are nice and all, but as a rule I tend to find Asians, Latinas, Greeks, Africans, Middle Easterners, etc hotter than the stereotypical white girl. So let’s hope that this is the start of a sexy new “globally gorgeous” trend in 3D/CGI porn!

Blonde Elf Girl Poses Under A Sparkling Snowfall

admin — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 06:12:35 +0000

I bought my boyfriend a PS3 for Christmas, but I made sure to buy myself a game for it as well – and I settled on the fantasy/JRPG called Folklore… which really seems like it could be the official game of this website, with faeries and elves and all sorts of mythological beings as part of its plot. Anyhow, I’m about to go try out the game for the first time, but before I did, I wanted to give you guys your own version of my Christmas gift – a cute, adorably sexy, blonde elf babe, posing in barely any clothes (just some strategically places flowers and reeds, it looks like), out in a sparkling winter snowfall. This update comes from the Charmed Realm Of Sex, and I think that it’s really gorgeously done – whoever is responsible for this little beauty is definitely a master of the 3d/CGI medium!

Busty Pink-Haired Babe Struts Her Stuff In Black Fishnet Lingerie

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:16:22 +0000

I feel like half my posts here on Sex Is Better In 3D have been showcasing girls from 3D Fuck Sluts, but it’s for a good reason… they just keep putting up galleries & videos of new virtual babes that I just find so smoking hot, I can’t resist sharing them with you guys… I mean, I know I’ve stated before that I sort of have a thing for pink hair on anime and video game characters, and it carries over into my 3D porn preferances as well… but this particular beauty from 3D Fuck Sluts is more than just a pretty face and pastel-colored hair… she’s got boobs. And not just any boobs… awesome boobs. And they look ridiculously perfect in her black fishnet lingerie. See for yourself!

Topless Redhead Babe Poses In Heels & Stockings

admin — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:26:49 +0000

What’s better than a hot redhead? Well, how about a hot super-detailed virtual redhead babe, “genetically engineered” to be drop-dead gorgeous? Because that’s a pretty good summary of this cutie from 3D Fuck Sluts. Though I do have to ask… what’s with the weird skirt? It sort of looks like a kilt that got attacked by rabid wolves… oh well, I guess it doesn’t matter since it allows you a better look at that perfect pussy of hers. So, next question – why does the background look like she’s in Silent Hill or something? Like, yeah, look at me, I’m a hot redhead and I’m going to go on a half-naked stroll with my weird skirt and stockings and heels through this dilapidated, abandoned town… yeah, that sounds like a good idea… um. I know, I know… I’m putting way too much thought into this. After all, she’s sexy as hell and that’s what counts, right?

Amazing Busty Toon Babe Shows Off Her Perfect Hourglass Figure

admin — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:36:11 +0000

I don’t know what this says about my body image, but this virtual babe from My Nude Toons seriously has my ideal body. Hourglass figure, big, round boobs, wide hips, and a cute round butt. Actually, I don’t think that says anything bad about me at all, now that I think about it… I think I have the genetics to be able to look similar to that when I’m in top shape. Not gonna lie, this is the kinda thing I picture when I’m working out. Um, that and Rangiku from Bleach, no joke. But enough about me and my fitness aspirations – I’ve posted a few girls from My Nude Toons before and I’m always blown away by how amazing the quality is of their girls. Seriously, look how perfectly realistic and fantastic those digital boobs are! Whoever’s doing the design work at that site must have a wonderful, thorough appreciation of big, natural boobies. I’m just glad that he (or she, I don’t know) has decided to share their knowledge and skills with us through the creation of super-hot 3D babes like this one!

Curly-Haired Blonde Virtual Babe Poses Shamelessly

admin — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:24:51 +0000

I have to be honest – at first this photoset only caught my eye because this virtual babe from 3D Fuck Sluts had long, blonde hair that fell in perfect ringlets – and it reminded me of one of my favorite Social Links (probably second only to Kou Ichijo/Strength) in the Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 video game, the Moon Arcana, a girl called Ai Ebihara. And that pretty much started me down the road of fantasy right away, because in my current playthrough, I have my character dating Ai… so obviously I dig her look, and thus, I like this chick’s look as well… plus, she’s got some seriously awesome virtual titties. Seriously, 3D Fuck Sluts never lets me down!

Beautiful Blue-Skinned Elf Is The Hottest Virtual Babe Ever

admin — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:44:37 +0000

I don’t think I’m wrong in saying that this might be, straight up, the hottest virtual babe I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m a fan of all of Loki’s stuff at Super XXX 3D, but this dark blue-skinned elf babe is just… damn. She’s tasty as hell. Kinda like a blend of the Marvel Comics character of Mystique (who has always been one of my favorites and super sexy IMHO) and a World Of Warcraft Night Elf… though in picture #7, the pose and ears make her look like Judith from Tales Of Vesperia - there’s a skit pose (seen here at 4:15ish) of Judy where she’s in that exact position, trying to show Yuri how well her armor has protected her “soft skin, free of blemishes and bruises” – yeah, Judith is a tease. I love her. If you haven’t figured that out yet, since I use her as like… the height of fantasy babe hotness pretty regularly. Anyhow, BACK TO THE BLUE-SKINNED VIRTUAL ELF BABE. Because she’s pretty fucking gorgeous too. Well done, Super XXX 3D… your babes really do live up to your name!